Fic Prompt Table Challenge for gleeverse
Santana should perform Sparkling DIAMONDS, yes?
Once upon a time Darren Criss & Chris Colfer went to Australia where they met STAR from Team Cheerios and they all hugged each other and they lived happily ever after.
N ude Erections
E ating Burritos
W e're All In This Together
D inosaurs. We ride them.
I nvincible at puzzle challenges
R achel Berry has a penis
E ndorsed by the Groff
C APSLOCK PARTIES
T inaton, Lord. OTP
NEVER won a Sectional (yet!)
S nugglers of Goats
S uper powers that do absolutely nothing
S inging Misfits
S peakers of Parsssssseltongue, apparently
Word count: 100
Brittany loved to spin, it was her favourite thing about dancing. When she was young she would spend a warm summer afternoon out in her backyard SPINNING while she looked up at the clouds. Once she'd reached the pinnacle of dizziness she would suddenly stop and fall to the ground just to feel the earth spin around her. There is nothing quite like that feeling. When it weared off, she got right back up and did it again and again until it made her feel sick. Ah, the simple joys of being a kid.
Nowadays, she turns to alcohol instead.
Word count: 161
"Oh look!" cried Puck. And the kingdom was his forever. The end.
Hmm I guess that'll have to do, thought Finn. He wasn't any good at creative writing challenges and he really just wanted to get this assignment out of the way so he could go make random Harry Potter manips or something on Photoshop. "Points are points", as his team leaders at New Directions would say- he knew the quality of his entry wasn't an important factor as it wasn't going to be put up for voting or anything.
Only problem was he hadn't fulfilled all of the proper requirements to earn said points. For example, he could've written "It was SPRING" instead of summer, and that would've been all fine and dandy. Unfortunately he realised this too late, he had let his team down and as a consequence, the Cheerios went on to win Sectional 8.
Word count: 374
"Guys, guys. I've done it! It's ready. I'm totally not even kidding, come check it out."
Everyone gathered around the strange contraption that Brittany was showing them. It kind of looked like a plastic toy water-gun, it was fluro pink and covered in sparkly stickers and curly ribbons and other unnecessary absurd decorations.
"...What does it do?" Artie asked the obvious after a short awkward pause.
Brittany clicked her tongue impatiently. "What do you think?! It's clearly a Time Travel Zapper."
Everyone exchanged doubtful glances and made to sit back down in their seats. This wasn't the reaction Brittany had anticipated at all.
"So, wait...no one wants to visit the dinosaurs with me?" :(
Artie was always one to humor her outlandish beliefs, but he had to let her down gently on this one. "Aw babe, it would be awesome to see the dinosaurs. But unfortunately, time travel doesn't exist in our world yet. How about I take you to the Museum this weekend and we can have a look at some ancient skeletons instead?" He offered.
"Ew no, I don't want to see dead dinosaurs! Why is no one grasping what I'm saying here? I hold in my hands the ability to travel back in time...Here, take this." She thrusted the contraption at a bewildered Santana.
"Now point it toward me and pull the trigger." She instructed matter-of-factly. Santana hesitated, then rolled her eyes and did as requested, not expecting anything to happen. Within a millisecond a stream of electric blue light charged from the Zapper causing Brittany to disappear in a puff of smoke.
Santana screamed. "Holy shit, I've killed her!"
There was chaos all up in the choir room.
"Don't point that thing at me!"
"Get out of my way!"
"The children! Won't somebody please think of the children!"
Meanwhile, millions of YEARS ago back in 152,000,000 B.C, Brittany was teaching a diplodocus dinosaur how to Dougie. As much of a genius she was for inventing a functional Time Travel Zapper, she soon realised she hadn't taken into account how she would return to the present. And so she was destined to live the remainder of her life among the dinosaurs.
It's ok though, she enjoyed it :)
Dancing With The Stars
So you think you can dance, Finn?
Well, you sure showed me.
Brittany sang Soft Kitty
Then there was SILENCE
No one knew it yet
But Puck had super powers
He could fly, like whoa!
~Once again I have to thank samelthecamel for the awesome crazy prompt ideas!
And also for this impromptu singingmisfits Dinosaur Challenge award banner too!