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26 October 2011 @ 12:08 pm
Your body starts to shiver  
Years Spinning Star
Never Spring Reality
Silence Diamond Air

Fic Prompt Table Challenge for gleeverse

Santana should perform Sparkling DIAMONDS, yes?

Once upon a time Darren Criss & Chris Colfer went to Australia where they met STAR from Team Cheerios and they all hugged each other and they lived happily ever after.


N ude Erections
E ating Burritos
W e're All In This Together

D inosaurs. We ride them.
I nvincible at puzzle challenges
R achel Berry has a penis
E ndorsed by the Groff
T inaton, Lord. OTP
I ncredible
O utstanding
NEVER won a Sectional (yet!)
S pamtanalopez
S nugglers of Goats
S uper powers that do absolutely nothing
S inging Misfits
S peakers of Parsssssseltongue, apparently

Word count: 100

Brittany loved to spin, it was her favourite thing about dancing. When she was young she would spend a warm summer afternoon out in her backyard SPINNING while she looked up at the clouds. Once she'd reached the pinnacle of dizziness she would suddenly stop and fall to the ground just to feel the earth spin around her. There is nothing quite like that feeling. When it weared off, she got right back up and did it again and again until it made her feel sick. Ah, the simple joys of being a kid.
Nowadays, she turns to alcohol instead.

Word count: 161

It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely grey couch.
"Oh look!" cried Puck. And the kingdom was his forever. The end.

Hmm I guess that'll have to do, thought Finn. He wasn't any good at creative writing challenges and he really just wanted to get this assignment out of the way so he could go make random Harry Potter manips or something on Photoshop. "Points are points", as his team leaders at New Directions would say- he knew the quality of his entry wasn't an important factor as it wasn't going to be put up for voting or anything.

Only problem was he hadn't fulfilled all of the proper requirements to earn said points. For example, he could've written "It was SPRING" instead of summer, and that would've been all fine and dandy. Unfortunately he realised this too late, he had let his team down and as a consequence, the Cheerios went on to win Sectional 8.

Word count: 374

"Guys, guys. I've done it! It's ready. I'm totally not even kidding, come check it out."

Everyone gathered around the strange contraption that Brittany was showing them. It kind of looked like a plastic toy water-gun, it was fluro pink and covered in sparkly stickers and curly ribbons and other unnecessary absurd decorations.

"...What does it do?" Artie asked the obvious after a short awkward pause.

Brittany clicked her tongue impatiently. "What do you think?! It's clearly a Time Travel Zapper."

Everyone exchanged doubtful glances and made to sit back down in their seats. This wasn't the reaction Brittany had anticipated at all.

"So, wait...no one wants to visit the dinosaurs with me?" :(

Artie was always one to humor her outlandish beliefs, but he had to let her down gently on this one. "Aw babe, it would be awesome to see the dinosaurs. But unfortunately, time travel doesn't exist in our world yet. How about I take you to the Museum this weekend and we can have a look at some ancient skeletons instead?" He offered.

"Ew no, I don't want to see dead dinosaurs! Why is no one grasping what I'm saying here? I hold in my hands the ability to travel back in time...Here, take this." She thrusted the contraption at a bewildered Santana.
"Now point it toward me and pull the trigger." She instructed matter-of-factly. Santana hesitated, then rolled her eyes and did as requested, not expecting anything to happen. Within a millisecond a stream of electric blue light charged from the Zapper causing Brittany to disappear in a puff of smoke.

Santana screamed. "Holy shit, I've killed her!"
There was chaos all up in the choir room.

"Call 911!"
"Don't point that thing at me!"
"Get out of my way!"
"The children! Won't somebody please think of the children!"

Meanwhile, millions of YEARS ago back in 152,000,000 B.C, Brittany was teaching a diplodocus dinosaur how to Dougie. As much of a genius she was for inventing a functional Time Travel Zapper, she soon realised she hadn't taken into account how she would return to the present. And so she was destined to live the remainder of her life among the dinosaurs.

It's ok though, she enjoyed it :)

The end.

Dancing With The Stars
So you think you can dance, Finn?
Well, you sure showed me.

Sleepy Santana.
Brittany sang Soft Kitty
Then there was SILENCE

No one knew it yet
But Puck had super powers
He could fly, like whoa!


~Once again I have to thank samelthecamel for the awesome crazy prompt ideas!
And also for this impromptu singingmisfits Dinosaur Challenge award banner too!

Listening To: Glee Cast - Thriller and Heads Will Roll | Powered by Last.fm
♕ Charli☆Ann;;whisper_lillies on October 26th, 2011 02:01 am (UTC)
Those are amazing. I love them like whoa. <3
danni ϟ my patronus is a meerkat: Glee: Unholy Trinitymisskitty373 on October 28th, 2011 08:20 am (UTC)
Thanks bb!
hipokrashipokras on October 28th, 2011 01:44 pm (UTC)
I love the haikus best >__< especially:

Brittany sang Soft Kitty
Then there was SILENCE

Spring has me rofl forever :')
danni ϟ my patronus is a meerkat: Big Bang: Soft Kittymisskitty373 on October 30th, 2011 10:41 am (UTC)
lol Spring was the first fic I've written that truly came from the heart ;P I can really relate to it, y'know?
hipokrashipokras on November 22nd, 2011 09:18 am (UTC)
haha I hear you on this so much >__< also now you have made it my headcanon that Glee characters manip Harry Potter behind the scenes. I am especially thinking of Sam right now lol
danni ϟ my patronus is a meerkat: PotC: Sparrow Screammisskitty373 on November 22nd, 2011 09:55 am (UTC)
I totally believe that they would ;P Not just the characters but the actors too- they're all a bunch of tumblr trolls.

Btw when I wrote that fic I think this was the manip I was referring to:

But there have been even worser ones since then xD
hipokras: jack sparrow | compasshipokras on November 22nd, 2011 12:58 pm (UTC)
O___O excuse me while I am jaw-dropping at the picture
he looks legit stoned :O although he would have to be if he was a pirate...? :O

lol true that: I can totally believe it of some of them, judging by their tweeting :O though Dianna's always perfectly sweet :3
danni ϟ my patronus is a meerkat: Dianna Agron: Blendmisskitty373 on November 22nd, 2011 01:25 pm (UTC)
haha that's exactly what I titled it: Harry dressed as Stoned Jack Sparrow. I think it was for a Halloween costume challenge.

I love the 'Dianna Agron is a cat' tweet xD
hipokras: quinn | papa don't preachhipokras on November 22nd, 2011 05:39 pm (UTC)
>__< and it looks seamless :O I could legit believe that boy had lost his way onto the PotC set, while stoned, and someone forced that costume on him :D :D epic Halloween costume \o/

LOL and the accompanying twitpics!!! Misha will always be my favourite celeb tweeter, but her userpic is so awesome >_
~*Star*~: Glee: Blaine Kurt - Cheeringstar55 on November 7th, 2011 10:52 pm (UTC)

danni ϟ my patronus is a meerkat: Glee: Kurtchel Ozmisskitty373 on November 14th, 2011 05:42 am (UTC)
lol you were the first thing that came to mind when I saw the Star prompt. And since it was only a sentence fic I figured why not xD MAYBE WRITING IT DOWN WILL MAKE IT BECOME REALITY! We can only hope
~*Star*~star55 on November 14th, 2011 10:38 am (UTC)
*smishes* ily so hard for this!! I HOPE IT BECOMES REALITY. IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE IF IT DID!!